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					<title>Alt Text: Con Men Lose Their Cool in the E-Mail Era</title>
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					<title>Capsule Ratings: Space Messages</title>
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					<itunes:summary>Which messages sent into space are the very very best?</itunes:summary>
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					<title>Indiana Jones and the Ubiquitous Fedora</title>
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					<title>Mortal Kombat vs. DC</title>
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					<itunes:summary>Hey, let&#39;s make various strange combinations of fighting games!</itunes:summary>
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					<title>Sad Explanations for Supernatural Phenomena</title>
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					<title>Workin&#39; at the Internet Cafe -- Laptop Dilemma</title>
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					<title>Iron Man Battles Nefarious Ferrous Adversaries</title>
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					<title>Twitter Your Life Away With Social Networking</title>
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					<title>Flickr Fans Flustered Over Video Posting</title>
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					<title>An Afternoon at the Opera</title>
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					<title>Free Agent of Steel</title>
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					<itunes:summary>Superman becomes a free agent.</itunes:summary>
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					<title>Adventures in iPoddery</title>
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					<itunes:summary>I got a new iPod. It makes me nervous.</itunes:summary>
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					<title>Science vs. Religion</title>
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					<itunes:summary>This week, I look at Science, Religion, and which you should choose.</itunes:summary>
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					<title>The Tomb of Horrors</title>
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					<itunes:summary>A practical look at the late Gary Gygax&#39;s classic Tomb of Horrors.</itunes:summary>
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					<title>Powerbocking</title>
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					<itunes:summary>A look at the wonderfully dorky pastime of Powerbocking.</itunes:summary>
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					<title>The Problems With La Isla Bonita</title>
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					<itunes:summary>YouTube reminds me: La Isla Bonita makes no sense.</itunes:summary>
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					<title>Never Turn Your Back on the Brain</title>
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					<title>The Molecular Gastronomy FAQK</title>
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					<title>Alt Text: The Mass Effect of Sex on Video Games</title>
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					<title>Alt Text</title>
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					<title>Alt Text</title>
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					<itunes:subtitle>How to Meet Girls Online</itunes:subtitle>
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					<itunes:author>Lore Sjoberg</itunes:author>
					<itunes:subtitle>Alt.Predictions for 2008</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>What will happen in 2008? Probably not this.</itunes:summary>
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					<itunes:subtitle>Alt Santas</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>Why not try a different Santa this year?</itunes:summary>
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					<itunes:subtitle>Curing All Disease Forever the Easy Way</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>A satirical look at various ways to cure all diseases and afflictions that affect humanity.</itunes:summary>
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					<description>A satirical look at various ways to cure all diseases and afflictions that affect humanity.</description>
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					<itunes:subtitle>Christmas Movies to Make You Sad</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>A satirical look at Christmas movies</itunes:summary>
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					<itunes:author>Lore Sjoberg</itunes:author>
					<itunes:subtitle>Amazon&#39;s Insidious Plan to Create Shopping Automatons</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>Other businesses appeal to your mind, but Amazon markets directly to your hand.</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>3:43</itunes:duration>
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					<description>Other businesses appeal to your mind, but Amazon markets directly to your hand.</description>
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					<itunes:author>Lore Sjoberg</itunes:author>
					<itunes:subtitle>Thanksgiving Catering and Possibly You</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>A satirical look at Thanksgiving catering.</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>4:34</itunes:duration>
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					<pubDate>Wed, 21 Nov 2007 08:00:00 CST</pubDate>
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					<description>A satirical look at Thanksgiving catering.</description>
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					<itunes:subtitle>PeopleTrailBlazers Inc.</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>A satirical look at Web searches, and what they reveal about you.</itunes:summary>
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					<pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:00:00 CST</pubDate>
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					<description>A satirical look at Web searches, and what they reveal about you.</description>
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					<itunes:subtitle>Vestigal Organs No More</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>A satirical look at vestigal organs, and what they could be replaced with.</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>4:30</itunes:duration>
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					<description>A satirical look at vestigal organs, and what they could be replaced with.</description>
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					<itunes:author>Lore Sjoberg</itunes:author>
					<itunes:subtitle>Wine Gadgets for Geeks</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>A satirical look at gadgets for wine consumption and enjoyment.</itunes:summary>
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					<pubDate>Fri, 2 Nov 2007 22:00:00 CDT</pubDate>
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					<description>A satirical look at gadgets for wine consumption and enjoyment.</description>
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					<itunes:subtitle>An Obituary for All Timelines</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>Alan Hinman&#39;s life was pretty dull. Let&#39;s see what he did in other timelines!</itunes:summary>
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					<pubDate>Wed, 24 Oct 2007 05:00:00 CDT</pubDate>
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					<description>Alan Hinman&#39;s life was pretty dull. Let&#39;s see what he did in other timelines!</description>
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					<itunes:subtitle>Team Fortress 2 and You</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>The classes in Team Fortress 2 each correspond to a different sort of Internet jackass. Coincidence?</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>4:40</itunes:duration>
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					<pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:00:00 CDT</pubDate>
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					<description>The classes in Team Fortress 2 each correspond to a different sort of Internet jackass. Coincidence?</description>
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					<itunes:subtitle>The Face of Fantasy Replicas</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>A satirical look at the world of fantasy replicas.</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>4:16</itunes:duration>
					<itunes:keywords>fantasy, lord of the rings, harry potter, replicas, comedy, humor, satire</itunes:keywords>
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					<pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2007 08:00:00 CDT</pubDate>
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					<description>A satirical look at the world of fantasy replicas.</description>
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					<itunes:author>Lore Sjoberg</itunes:author>
					<itunes:subtitle>Dinosaur Myths</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>A satirical look at some myths about dinosaurs.</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>5:08</itunes:duration>
					<itunes:keywords>dinosaurs, comedy, humor, satire</itunes:keywords>
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					<pubDate>Wed, 3 Oct 2007 08:00:00 CDT</pubDate>
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					<description>A satirical look at some myths about dinosaurs.</description>
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					<itunes:subtitle>Cats of the Future</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>A look at the future of cats and technology</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>4:43</itunes:duration>
					<itunes:keywords>cats, humor, comedy, satire</itunes:keywords>
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					<pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2007 05:00:00 CDT</pubDate>
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					<itunes:subtitle>To Live and Die in D&amp;D</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>A look at character death in Dungeons and Dragons</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>3:53</itunes:duration>
					<itunes:keywords>d&amp;d, humor, comedy, satire, death</itunes:keywords>
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					<pubDate>Wed, 12 Sep 2007 17:00:00 CDT</pubDate>
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					<description>A look at character death in Dungeons and Dragons</description>
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					<itunes:subtitle>What Do Potatoes, Armadillos, and Labor Day Have in Common?</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>The true, secret origin of the holiday.</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>4:16</itunes:duration>
					<itunes:keywords>holiday, cowboy, humor, comedy, satire</itunes:keywords>
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					<pubDate>Wed, 5 Sep 2007 06:00:00 CDT</pubDate>
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					<description>The true, secret origin of the holiday.</description>
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					<itunes:author>Lore Sjoberg</itunes:author>
					<itunes:subtitle>Dominate the Caloric Battlefield With Game Fuel</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>A look at the new soda &quot;Game Fuel,&quot; and other possible products for gamers.</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>4:37</itunes:duration>
					<itunes:keywords>gamefuel, halo, humor, comedy, satire</itunes:keywords>
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					<pubDate>Thu, 30 Aug 2007 08:00:00 CDT</pubDate>
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					<description>A look at the new soda &quot;Game Fuel,&quot; and other possible products for gamers.</description>
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					<itunes:author>Lore Sjoberg</itunes:author>
					<itunes:subtitle>Condense Your Day With the Life Hacking FAQK</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>A satirical look at life hacking</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>4:29</itunes:duration>
					<itunes:keywords>lifehacking, comedy, humor, satire</itunes:keywords>
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					<pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 11:00:00 CDT</pubDate>
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					<description>A satirical look at life hacking</description>
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					<itunes:author>Lore Sjoberg</itunes:author>
					<itunes:subtitle>Toy Time at the Grocery Store</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>A look at the toys of today compared to those of yesteryear.</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>4:27</itunes:duration>
					<itunes:keywords>toys, grocery, humor, comedy, satire</itunes:keywords>
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					<pubDate>Wed, 15 Aug 2007 05:00:00 CDT</pubDate>
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					<description>A look at the toys of today compared to those of yesteryear.</description>
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					<itunes:author>Lore Sjoberg</itunes:author>
					<itunes:subtitle>Teaching Old Food New Tricks</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>A satirical look at food marketing.</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>4:17</itunes:duration>
					<itunes:keywords>food, groceries, humor, comedy, satire</itunes:keywords>
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					<pubDate>Wed, 8 Aug 2007 09:00:00 CDT</pubDate>
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					<description>A satirical look at food marketing.</description>
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					<itunes:subtitle>Preaching to the Perverted</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>A look at religion and missionary work in Second Life.</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>4:09</itunes:duration>
					<itunes:keywords>religion, second life, humor, comedy, satire</itunes:keywords>
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					<pubDate>Fri, 3 Aug 2007 01:00:00 CDT</pubDate>
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					<description>A look at religion and missionary work in Second Life.</description>
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					<itunes:author>Lore Sjoberg</itunes:author>
					<itunes:subtitle>Space, the Unfashionble Frontier</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>A satirical look at the Smithsonian Air and Space Museum</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>4:20</itunes:duration>
					<itunes:keywords>space, washington dc, humor, comedy, satire</itunes:keywords>
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					<description>A satirical look at the Smithsonian Air and Space Museum</description>
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					<itunes:author>Lore Sjoberg</itunes:author>
					<itunes:subtitle>Rating the Harry Potter Spells</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>Which are the best spells in Harry Potter? We take a look.</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>4:37</itunes:duration>
					<itunes:keywords>harry potter, humor, comedy, satire</itunes:keywords>
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					<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jul 2007 05:00:00 CDT</pubDate>
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					<description>Which are the best spells in Harry Potter? We take a look.</description>
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					<itunes:author>Lore Sjoberg</itunes:author>
					<itunes:subtitle>Sexy Life</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>A look at what happens when lawsuits meet video games.</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>4:11</itunes:duration>
					<itunes:keywords>videogames, lawsuit, humor, satire, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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					<itunes:subtitle>More Movies Than Meet the Eye</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>A satirical look at &#39;80s toys and the movies they inspire.</itunes:summary>
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					<itunes:subtitle>iSorcery</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>A look at the dark secrets behind the iPhone.</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>4:36</itunes:duration>
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					<description>A look at the dark secrets behind the iPhone.</description>
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					<itunes:author>Lore Sjoberg</itunes:author>
					<itunes:subtitle>Internet-Related Disorders</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>A satirical look at the various sub-varieties of internet addiction disorder.</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>4:44</itunes:duration>
					<itunes:keywords>humor, jokes, comedy, disorders, psychology</itunes:keywords>
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					<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jun 2007 08:00:00 CDT</pubDate>
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					<description>A satirical look at the various sub-varieties of internet addiction disorder.</description>
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					<itunes:author>Lore Sjoberg</itunes:author>
					<itunes:subtitle>Superheroes and Steroids</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>A satirical look at performance-enhancing drugs and their impact on superheroes.</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>4:26</itunes:duration>
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					<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jun 2007 05:00:00 CDT</pubDate>
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					<description>A satirical look at performance-enhancing drugs and their impact on superheroes.</description>
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					<itunes:author>Lore Sjoberg</itunes:author>
					<itunes:subtitle>ITunes Knows Your Name</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>Apple embeds your name into music bought at the iTunes Store. What other insidious tactics are they up to?</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>4:29</itunes:duration>
					<itunes:keywords>apple, itunes, ipod, humor, privacy, satire, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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					<pubDate>Wed, 6 Jun 2007 08:00:00 CDT</pubDate>
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					<description>Apple embeds your name into music bought at the iTunes Store. What other insidious tactics are they up to?</description>
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					<itunes:subtitle>New Mice and Keyboards</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>There are a lot of mice and keyboards out there, but there are still some missing features.</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>4:22</itunes:duration>
					<itunes:keywords>mice, keyboards, humor, satire, comedy</itunes:keywords>
					<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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					<pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2007 22:00:00 CDT</pubDate>
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					<description>There are a lot of mice and keyboards out there, but there are still some missing features.</description>
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					<link>http://audio.sonibyte.com/audio/wired/8122.mp3</link>
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					<itunes:subtitle>Dot Combos</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>A look at how websites could be combined, creating &quot;dot combos.&quot;</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>4:49</itunes:duration>
					<itunes:keywords>web, netflix, flickr, fark, digg, boingboing, wordpress, mapse.cx, WikiHarmony, Crooks &amp; Liars, i can has cheezburger, youtube, ebay, deviant art, penny arcade, craigslist, orbitz, the smoking gun, amazon, wired, myspace, humor, comedy, satire</itunes:keywords>
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					<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2007 08:00:00 CDT</pubDate>
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					<description>A look at how websites could be combined, creating &quot;dot combos.&quot;</description>
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					<itunes:author>Lore Sjoberg</itunes:author>
					<itunes:subtitle>More Web-Slinging Toy Fun</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>Part two of a two-part look at web-slinging toys based on Spider-Man 3</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>4:44</itunes:duration>
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					<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2007 05:00:00 CDT</pubDate>
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					<description>Part two of a two-part look at web-slinging toys based on Spider-Man 3</description>
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					<itunes:author>Lore Sjoberg</itunes:author>
					<itunes:subtitle>Here Come the Spider-Toys</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>An in-depth look at Spider-Man 3 toys you can strap to your wrists.</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>4:46</itunes:duration>
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					<pubDate>Wed, 9 May 2007 09:00:00 CDT</pubDate>
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					<description>An in-depth look at Spider-Man 3 toys you can strap to your wrists.</description>
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					<itunes:subtitle>Buying a Car the Geek Way</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>Lore Sjoberg takes a satirical look at buying a car, both online and offline.</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>3:53</itunes:duration>
					<itunes:keywords>car, humor, comedy, satire</itunes:keywords>
					<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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					<pubDate>Wed, 2 May 2007 09:00:00 CDT</pubDate>
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					<description>Lore Sjoberg takes a satirical look at buying a car, both online and offline.</description>
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					<itunes:subtitle>Future Fetishes</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>A satirical look at the fetishes that future technology will bring.</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>4:38</itunes:duration>
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					<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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					<pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2007 05:00:00 CDT</pubDate>
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					<description>A satirical look at the fetishes that future technology will bring.</description>
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					<itunes:subtitle>Mod My Body</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>A satirical look at future body modification.</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>4:21</itunes:duration>
					<itunes:keywords>modification, body, transhuman, humor, comedy, satire</itunes:keywords>
					<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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					<pubDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2007 21:00:00 CDT</pubDate>
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					<description>A satirical look at future body modification.</description>
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					<itunes:subtitle>The Vision Things</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>A satirical look at eyesight correction technology.</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>4:22</itunes:duration>
					<itunes:keywords>glasses, contacts, laser, humor, comedy, satire</itunes:keywords>
					<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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					<pubDate>Thu, 5 Apr 2007 05:00:00 CDT</pubDate>
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					<description>A satirical look at eyesight correction technology.</description>
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					<link>http://audio.sonibyte.com/audio/wired/2852.mp3</link>
					<itunes:author>Lore Sjoberg</itunes:author>
					<itunes:subtitle>Offsetting Your Flaws</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>A satirical look at carbon offsets and other things you can offset.</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>4:14</itunes:duration>
					<itunes:keywords>offsets, humor, jokes, satire</itunes:keywords>
					<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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					<pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2007 05:00:00 CDT</pubDate>
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					<description>A satirical look at carbon offsets and other things you can offset.</description>
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					<itunes:author>Lore Sjoberg</itunes:author>
					<itunes:subtitle>You and Your Gamerscore</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>A satirical look at Xbox Live&#39;s Gamerscore</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>4:22</itunes:duration>
					<itunes:keywords>gaming, xbox, video games, humor, satire, jokes</itunes:keywords>
					<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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					<pubDate>Thu, 22 Mar 2007 05:00:00 CDT</pubDate>
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					<description>A satirical look at Xbox Live&#39;s Gamerscore</description>
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					<link>http://audio.sonibyte.com/audio/wired/2725.mp3</link>
					<itunes:author>Lore Sjoberg</itunes:author>
					<itunes:subtitle>Dumbing It Down</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>A satirical look at the history of dumbing things down.</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>4:14</itunes:duration>
					<itunes:keywords>humor, jokes, satire, technology, history</itunes:keywords>
					<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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					<pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2007 05:00:00 CDT</pubDate>
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					<description>A satirical look at the history of dumbing things down.</description>
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					<link>http://audio.sonibyte.com/audio/wired/2681.mp3</link>
					<itunes:author>Lore Sjoberg</itunes:author>
					<itunes:subtitle>How to Be a Fanboy</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>A satirical look at video games and the fanboys who love them.</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>4:19</itunes:duration>
					<itunes:keywords>video games, humor, jokes, satire</itunes:keywords>
					<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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					<pubDate>Thu, 8 Mar 2007 05:00:00 CST</pubDate>
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					<description>A satirical look at video games and the fanboys who love them.</description>
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					<link>http://audio.sonibyte.com/audio/wired/2572.mp3</link>
					<itunes:author>Lore Sjoberg</itunes:author>
					<itunes:subtitle>Geek Reality</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>A satirical look at reality shows, and how they could be geeked up.</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>4:20</itunes:duration>
					<itunes:keywords>reality, geek, computers, humor, satire, comedy, jokes</itunes:keywords>
					<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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					<pubDate>Thu, 1 Mar 2007 05:00:00 CST</pubDate>
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					<description>A satirical look at reality shows, and how they could be geeked up.</description>
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					<itunes:author>Lore Sjoberg</itunes:author>
					<itunes:subtitle>The High Def FAQK</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>A satirical look at HD technology.</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>4:29</itunes:duration>
					<itunes:keywords>blu-ray, hd, hdtv, hd-dvd, 1080p, comedy, humor, satire</itunes:keywords>
					<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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					<pubDate>Thu, 22 Feb 2007 05:00:00 CST</pubDate>
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					<description>A satirical look at HD technology.</description>
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					<itunes:author>Lore Sjoberg</itunes:author>
					<itunes:subtitle>Sins of the Grandchildren</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>A satirical look at time travel and assassination.</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>4:20</itunes:duration>
					<itunes:keywords>humor, jokes, satire, time travel, grandfather, assassination</itunes:keywords>
					<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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					<pubDate>Thu, 15 Feb 2007 05:00:00 CST</pubDate>
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					<description>A satirical look at time travel and assassination.</description>
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					<itunes:author>Lore Sjoberg</itunes:author>
					<itunes:subtitle>Wii Can&#39;t All Get Along</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>A satirical look at the Wii and video game violence.</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>4:32</itunes:duration>
					<itunes:keywords>video games, violence, humor, comedy, satire</itunes:keywords>
					<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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					<pubDate>Thu, 8 Feb 2007 05:00:00 CST</pubDate>
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					<description>A satirical look at the Wii and video game violence.</description>
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					<itunes:author>Lore Sjoberg</itunes:author>
					<itunes:subtitle>Photoshop With Class</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>A satirical look at Photoshop classes, if they taught the skills people use most on the Web.</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>4:42</itunes:duration>
					<itunes:keywords>photoshop, web, humor, comedy, satire</itunes:keywords>
					<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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					<pubDate>Thu, 1 Feb 2007 05:00:00 CST</pubDate>
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					<description>A satirical look at Photoshop classes, if they taught the skills people use most on the Web.</description>
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					<itunes:subtitle>Life Without My Laptop</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>A humorous look at spending a week without the Web.</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>4:54</itunes:duration>
					<itunes:keywords>web, laptop, humor, jokes, internet, satire</itunes:keywords>
					<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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					<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jan 2007 04:00:00 CST</pubDate>
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					<description>A humorous look at spending a week without the Web.</description>
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					<itunes:author>Lore Sjoberg</itunes:author>
					<itunes:subtitle>The Future Belongs to Pumas</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>A satirical look at a dark future involving cybernetic mountain lions.</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>4:58</itunes:duration>
					<itunes:keywords>future, humor, jokes, satire</itunes:keywords>
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					<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jan 2007 04:00:00 CST</pubDate>
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					<description>A satirical look at a dark future involving cybernetic mountain lions.</description>
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					<itunes:author>Lore Sjoberg</itunes:author>
					<itunes:subtitle>Spectator-Enhancing Drugs</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>A satirical look at how spectators, as well as atheletes, can benefit from performance-enhancing drugs.</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>4:30</itunes:duration>
					<itunes:keywords>sports, steroids, performance-enhancing drugs, humor, jokes, satire</itunes:keywords>
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					<itunes:summary>A satirical look at expensive coffee paraphernalia.</itunes:summary>
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					<itunes:subtitle>2007: The Year in Things</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>A satirical look at the coming year.</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>4:59</itunes:duration>
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					<itunes:subtitle>A Christmas Carol Christmas Carol</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>Ebenezer Scrooge gets a visit from the Ghosts of Christmas Carol Spoofs</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>5:28</itunes:duration>
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					<pubDate>Thu, 21 Dec 2006 04:00:00 CST</pubDate>
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					<description>Ebenezer Scrooge gets a visit from the Ghosts of Christmas Carol Spoofs</description>
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					<itunes:subtitle>Amazement Without Electrons</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>A satirical look at tools and toys that don&#39;t need electricity.</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>4:30</itunes:duration>
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					<pubDate>Thu, 14 Dec 2006 04:00:00 CST</pubDate>
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					<description>A satirical look at tools and toys that don&#39;t need electricity.</description>
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					<itunes:subtitle>No Q is No Fun</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>A satirical look at James Bond and his gadgets.</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>4:19</itunes:duration>
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					<pubDate>Thu, 7 Dec 2006 04:00:00 CST</pubDate>
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					<description>A satirical look at James Bond and his gadgets.</description>
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					<itunes:subtitle>What&#39;s in a Superhero Name?</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>A look at bad superhero names, and the bad superheroes who sport them.</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>4:19</itunes:duration>
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					<pubDate>Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:00:00 CST</pubDate>
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					<description>A look at bad superhero names, and the bad superheroes who sport them.</description>
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					<itunes:subtitle>An Untraditional Thanksgiving</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>A satirical look at alternative Thanksgiving foods.</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>4:21</itunes:duration>
					<itunes:keywords>thanksgiving, turkey, food, humor, satire, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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					<pubDate>Thu, 23 Nov 2006 04:00:00 CST</pubDate>
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					<description>A satirical look at alternative Thanksgiving foods.</description>
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					<itunes:subtitle>EULA La Vista, Baby</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>A satirical look at WIndows Vista.</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>4:27</itunes:duration>
					<itunes:keywords>windows, microsoft, eula, drm, humor, comedy, satire</itunes:keywords>
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					<pubDate>Thu, 9 Nov 2006 04:00:00 CST</pubDate>
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					<description>A satirical look at WIndows Vista.</description>
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					<itunes:subtitle>The Technology of the Beast</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>Lore Sj?berg takes a satirical look at what the Bible has to say about technology.</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>5:08</itunes:duration>
					<itunes:keywords>bible, revelation, rfid, myspace, livejournal, wordpress, comedy, humor, satire</itunes:keywords>
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					<pubDate>Thu, 2 Nov 2006 04:00:00 CST</pubDate>
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					<description>Lore Sj?berg takes a satirical look at what the Bible has to say about technology.</description>
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					<itunes:subtitle>Talkin&#39; Bout My MySpace</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>A satirical look at setting up a MySpace page.</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>4:59</itunes:duration>
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					<pubDate>Thu, 26 Oct 2006 04:00:00 CDT</pubDate>
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					<description>A satirical look at setting up a MySpace page.</description>
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					<itunes:subtitle>MySpace Avoidance Fails Miserably</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>MySpace Avoidance Fails Miserably</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>5:08</itunes:duration>
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					<pubDate>Thu, 19 Oct 2006 13:00:00 CDT</pubDate>
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					<itunes:author>Lore Sj?berg</itunes:author>
					<itunes:subtitle>Grok Spock on the Auction Block</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>A satirical look at a recent Star Trek auction.</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>4:29</itunes:duration>
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					<pubDate>Thu, 12 Oct 2006 04:00:00 CDT</pubDate>
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					<description>A satirical look at a recent Star Trek auction.</description>
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					<itunes:subtitle>I&#39;ve Never Been To Mii</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>A satirical look at an announced feature of the upcoming Nintendo Wii.</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>4:45</itunes:duration>
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					<pubDate>Thu, 5 Oct 2006 04:00:00 CDT</pubDate>
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					<description>A satirical look at an announced feature of the upcoming Nintendo Wii.</description>
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					<link>http://audio.sonibyte.com/audio/wired/1304.mp3</link>
					<itunes:author>Lore Sj?berg</itunes:author>
					<itunes:subtitle>O Brave New World of Warcraft</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>A satirical look at future expansions for World of Warcraft.</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>4:49</itunes:duration>
					<itunes:keywords>warcraft, expansion, video games, humor, comedy, satire, mmorpg</itunes:keywords>
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					<pubDate>Thu, 28 Sep 2006 04:00:00 CDT</pubDate>
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					<description>A satirical look at future expansions for World of Warcraft.</description>
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					<itunes:author>Lore Sj?berg</itunes:author>
					<itunes:subtitle>Space Tourist Traps</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>Lore Sjoberg looks at the commerical future of space tourism.</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>4:44</itunes:duration>
					<itunes:keywords>space, tourism, comedy, humor, satire, twine, petting zoo</itunes:keywords>
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					<pubDate>Thu, 21 Sep 2006 04:00:00 CDT</pubDate>
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					<description>Lore Sjoberg looks at the commerical future of space tourism.</description>
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					<itunes:author>Lore Sj?berg</itunes:author>
					<itunes:subtitle>Make Mine Modified</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>A satirical look at ways genetic modification could make life better, or at least more interesting.</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>5:16</itunes:duration>
					<itunes:keywords>food, fruit, vegetable, modified foods, genetic engineering, humor, comedy, satire</itunes:keywords>
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					<pubDate>Thu, 14 Sep 2006 04:00:00 CDT</pubDate>
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					<description>A satirical look at ways genetic modification could make life better, or at least more interesting.</description>
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					<link>http://audio.sonibyte.com/audio/wired/1177.mp3</link>
					<itunes:author>Lore Sj?berg</itunes:author>
					<itunes:subtitle>The Ultimate Blog Post</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>A satirical look at blogs.</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>4:40</itunes:duration>
					<itunes:keywords>blog, comedy, humor, satire</itunes:keywords>
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					<pubDate>Thu, 7 Sep 2006 04:00:00 CDT</pubDate>
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					<description>A satirical look at blogs.</description>
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					<link>http://audio.sonibyte.com/audio/wired/1148.mp3</link>
					<itunes:author>Lore Sj?berg</itunes:author>
					<itunes:subtitle>Cheap Robots, Part 3</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>Lore Sjoberg finishes his three-part series on cheap robots and how they can improve your life.</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>4:36</itunes:duration>
					<itunes:keywords>robot, humor, comedy, satire</itunes:keywords>
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					<pubDate>Thu, 31 Aug 2006 17:00:00 CDT</pubDate>
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					<description>Lore Sjoberg finishes his three-part series on cheap robots and how they can improve your life.</description>
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					<itunes:author>Lore Sj?berg</itunes:author>
					<itunes:subtitle>The Age of Cheap Robots, Part 2</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>Humor column about cheap robots and what they can do for you.</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>4:25</itunes:duration>
					<itunes:keywords>humor, satire, comedy, robots, cheap, inexpensive, plastic</itunes:keywords>
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					<pubDate>Thu, 24 Aug 2006 04:00:00 CDT</pubDate>
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					<description>Humor column about cheap robots and what they can do for you.</description>
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					<link>http://audio.sonibyte.com/audio/wired/1058.mp3</link>
					<itunes:author>Lore Sj?berg</itunes:author>
					<itunes:subtitle>The Cheap Plastic Robot Age</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>What kind of a robot can you get for under thirty bucks? First part in a series.</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>4:29</itunes:duration>
					<itunes:keywords>robot, cheap, plastic, humor, comedy, satire, review</itunes:keywords>
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					<pubDate>Thu, 17 Aug 2006 04:00:00 CDT</pubDate>
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					<description>What kind of a robot can you get for under thirty bucks? First part in a series.</description>
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					<itunes:subtitle>Gourmeh Foods</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>Lore Sj?berg looks at the increasing reach of &quot;gourmet&quot; foods.</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>3:37</itunes:duration>
					<itunes:keywords>food, gourmet, comedy, humor, satire</itunes:keywords>
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					<pubDate>Thu, 10 Aug 2006 04:00:00 CDT</pubDate>
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					<description>Lore Sj?berg looks at the increasing reach of &quot;gourmet&quot; foods.</description>
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					<itunes:subtitle>Silver Screen Cereals</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>Lore Sj?berg takes a satirical look at breakfast cereals based on summer blockbusters.</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>4:30</itunes:duration>
					<itunes:keywords>cereal, movies, superman, cars, pirates, ice age, humor, comedy, satire</itunes:keywords>
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					<pubDate>Thu, 3 Aug 2006 04:00:00 CDT</pubDate>
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					<description>Lore Sj?berg takes a satirical look at breakfast cereals based on summer blockbusters.</description>
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					<itunes:author>Lore Sj?berg</itunes:author>
					<itunes:subtitle>Condeming Con Costumes</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>Lore Sjoberg looks at Comic-Con costuming.</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>3:52</itunes:duration>
					<itunes:keywords>comic-con, cosplay, costumes, humor, satire, star wars, harry potter</itunes:keywords>
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					<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jul 2006 04:00:00 CDT</pubDate>
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					<description>Lore Sjoberg looks at Comic-Con costuming.</description>
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					<link>http://audio.sonibyte.com/audio/wired/849.mp3</link>
					<itunes:author>Lore Sj?berg</itunes:author>
					<itunes:subtitle>Video Killed the Video Star</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>Lore Sj?berg looks at making your own music video for YouTube or Google Video</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>4:09</itunes:duration>
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					<pubDate>Wed, 19 Jul 2006 06:00:00 CDT</pubDate>
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					<description>Lore Sj?berg looks at making your own music video for YouTube or Google Video</description>
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					<link>http://audio.sonibyte.com/audio/wired/803.mp3</link>
					<itunes:author>Lore Sj?berg</itunes:author>
					<itunes:subtitle>Alens Took My Money</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>Lore Sj?berg examines casino gambling</itunes:summary>
					<itunes:duration>4:20</itunes:duration>
					<itunes:keywords>Reno, nevada, casino, gambling, humor, satire, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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					<pubDate>Thu, 13 Jul 2006 18:00:00 CDT</pubDate>
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					<itunes:author>Lore Sj?berg</itunes:author>
					<itunes:subtitle>Games for Control Freaks</itunes:subtitle>
					<itunes:summary>Lore Sj?berg looks at alternative video game controllers.</itunes:summary>
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					<itunes:keywords>video games, controllers, humor, comedy, satire</itunes:keywords>
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